Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Hawaii Man is Named "Happiest Man In America"

That was me of course. Proprietor of the illustrious Hotel Waikiki. Of course, we all knew that. My secret....it doesn't take much to make my happy. The only problem is that it doesn't take much to tick me off. Take for example, last night's Hawaii Five-O turned out to be a re-run. It's not so much the fact that it was a re-run, or it was the second re-run in a row, but wouldn't it be polite to announce that it would be a re-run in advance, you freakin nincompoops. Now, where was I?


Kay said...

I know... I know. That was rather disappointing.

I think it's really funny that a Hawaii Asian-Jewish guy would be the happiest person in America. Gosh! How many Asian-Jewish people are there anyway?

RONW said...

Kay- Plus, Hawaii....the happiest state in the nation....I bet Hawaii Five-O will harp on that in a future episode. If I ever watch it again.

Cloudia said...

Yes, Jews are so happy - it's in the genes after millennia of ghettoization and worse (much worse). Humor? Yes! just look at all the Hebrewish comedians.

and Asians ARE a laugh riot!

What a heavy responsibility for this man to carry; Plus the guilt he must feel
for beating YOU out, neighbor!

Aloha from Down Ala Moana. . .

Comfort Spiral



Cloudia said...

Hey Ron - email me, eh?

RONW said...

Cloudia- Email sent. Oar, email me back at ALAWAIKIKI at aol.com. Have you been receiving the letters I sent you in a bottle via the Ala Wai canal. I guess it depends on the tide.