Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Suspected bra thief arrested at Waikiki hotel

A 29-year-old man was arrested at a Waikiki hotel Monday morning after security guards reported finding drugs, drug paraphernalia and two stolen brassieres in the man's hotel room.

....security guards, who work at the hotel on Seaside Avenue, entered the man's room after receiving numerous noise complaints.

The guards reported finding illicit drugs on top of the dresser and a man sleeping on the bed.

The guards also found two bras on the floor next to the bed, both of which were identified as having been taken during a burglary from the hotel room next door,

....it was determined that the man had climbed over the balcony railing to the adjoining room and entered it through an unlocked sliding door.

Honolulu Advertiser

....the moral of the story is, don't be a bra theft, if you're into illicit drugs. That's not to say, that if you are not into illicit drugs, it's then perfectly alrighty to steal your neighbor's bras. Buy your own. Oh, yeah, forgot about reaction of the store clerks. Buy online, then, and request the seller gift wrap the moral contraband because it's obviously intended for somebody else.


Kay said...

Oh good grief! I didn't hear about this one.

RONW said...

Kay- they get some perverts out there. You'd thunk the thief woulda stole a bikini top instead.