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Saturday, May 31, 2008

Saturday News

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Last December, some community minded citizen placed this ashtray at the Diamond Head Lighthouse lookout.


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This past week, some lolo tossed the public ashtray over the wall at the scenic lookout about 8-ft. down.  That, the bozo doesn't have nothing better to do is an understatement.  Today, I looked over the the wall but the ashtray wasn't there.  Do you know that person?



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Btw, the road crew finished re-paving the parking area at the Diamond Head Lighthouse lookout, and after a few days barricading it off to allow the asphalt to cure, the parking area is again open to the public.  Tonight, a 2½ block stretch of Kalakaua Ave., the main drag, is closed off for the annual Waikiki by Moonlight block party, so see you there if I decide to walk the 2 blocks all the way to Kalakaua Ave.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Friday's Yummy

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This is my grand opening post or whatever it's called at being a food blogger.  Bon Apetit.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Thursday's Edition

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After soccer practice today in Kapiolani Park, some of the teenagers stayed over for hula practice.  Remember from previous posts that the soccer moms don't appreciate me kicking back with my bike in the park while soccer practice is in session.  The moms don't glare at me or do the haka en masse.  It's more akin to a wireless connection with a sharp reception.  Anyways, soccer practice is over.  Now you can come back.

In other news, I finally have my new motorbike in my possession.  It took a month to transport the motorbike from the middle of the US over land to California then have the bike rowed over the Pacific Ocean to Honolulu Harbor.  Who cares about NASA landing a robot on Mars while you had a lot riding on an events horizon on Earth?  That said, Happy Trails.

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Tuesday's "as president, I will...."

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Look closely....this organic grocery bag needs fixing.


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....is "ta dah" the right word or what?


Monday, May 26, 2008

Monday's Roadways

About the only thing I watch on TV are CNN and the local news.  My tv watches me more than I watch it.  Surely, I'm depriving myself of American Idol, et al.   However, I'm saving energy and saving the world by reducing the pollution due to the burning of the oil needed to produce the electricity for me to otherwise watch more TV.  Anyways, last night CNN reported that hybrid vehicles were selling as fast as they arrived at the dealer's showrooms.  The hybrid dealerships were marking up their hot item by a few thousand dollars and customers were still not deterred.  In fact, there's even a waiting list.  The only difference between a normal car and a hybrid car is that the hybrid has an electric motor onboard to assist the gas engine plus a battery pack to power the electric motor.  The extra cost to the customer of the electric motor and battery pack was always the main obstacle in selling the hybrids.  Until....either batteries became cheaper to manufacture, or gas got much higher at the pump.  I guess gas just got a lot higher.

I pulled up to a red light today and the car stopped in the next lane had an inquisitive chihuahua sticking it's neck out of the driver's side window and the chihuahua appeared kinda happy to see me.  I looked straight ahead.  It's a long red light at this particular intersection.  Finally, the driver in car next to me said, "he really like you," meaning her chihuahua.  Oh, wow.  You the man, RONW.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

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from a British Car Show today at Kapiolani Park in Waikiki.

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Queen Titania, i presume.


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1951 MG....


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....replete with a wooden dashboard and guages galore.


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"Where did they get all those cars?"


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The yellow car is an Austin Mini which makes the red Mini Morris look large by comparison.


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this 1928 something has a hand crank on the front.


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Best of Show went to this classic.


Saturday, May 24, 2008

Saturday's Focus Pocus

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Focus on only one of the sunflower kernels.  You'll know when you have narrowed your vision to just one kernel when the overall array of kernels stop seeming to move.  Hold your breath helps.  Squinting, too.  Test your squint power.  


Friday, May 23, 2008

Historic Friday

*Gallon of Gas Tops $4.00

that's the average price of gasoline statewide.  Honolulu pays $3.90.  By next week, it'll be we "were" paying $3.90 a gallon.  By the end of 2008, islanders will have to reverse mortgage their cars to Big Oil in order to pay for fuel.  I've read that owners can't off load their SUV's without taking a huge drop in resale value because customers aren't buying them off used car lots.  Saudi Arabians pay a $1 for a gallon of gas.  So perhaps there's a market for SUV's in Saudi Arabia at an exchange rate of one barrel of oil for one SUV at the pace oil prices are escalating.  Then there's also Venezuela where gas is also cheap.  Since our country is supposedly at war, and price controls are normally instituted during war time, why couldn't the federal gov't impose price restrictions on oil pumped from domestic oil wells?  That's strictly a rhetorical question.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Thursday's Red Light District

An intersection in Waikiki has been identified as the most dangerous intersection on the island, for pedestrians.  It's right at where Kaiulani Ave. forms a T with Waikiki's main drag, Kalakaua Ave.  I wasn't too concerned about pedestrian safety at this particular intersection because the 100-yards as you approach the infamous intersection has always been a challenge for motorists.

Kalakaua Ave. is 4 lanes wide there and drivers from the ocean side of the street are always zooming across all 4 lanes of traffic within a hundred yards stretch to get to the opposite side of the street to turn left, instead of driving two blocks further to the next left turn street.  Exercise due caution when you approach this intersection.  You'll know you're within the combat zone as soon as you see the main Hyatt Hotel with the Moana Hotel on your right and a taxi driver's front door as your new hood ornament.

As far as pedestrian safety, the best protection would be to impose a $1000 mandatory fine in addition to other charges leveled at the driver that hits a pedestrian within a crosswalk on a red light.  If you were to put a 55-gal. drum on a white line in the middle of a busy street, odds are that even the most inapt driver wouldn't hit the metal barrel because they might scratch their car's paint.  In a nutshell that is the same motivation behind a $1000 fine.  Drivers would tend to look upon pedestrians as potential $1000 fines which is something more concrete to relate to.

That said, I was driving on Beretania St. one night near Star Supermarket and this girl in her 20's happens to be walking across the crosswalk against a green light.  Remember this is at night.  I put on the brakes.  She looks at me kinda bemused, no deer about it.  Not at all.  Finishes her stroll across the street in no big hurry at all.  I would have honked but I suspected the damsel would have misinterpreted the honk for me supporting for her cause.  Fortunately, I shrugged it off because you know how crosswalks come in pairs with another crosswalk at the opposite side of the intersecting street....well, on the second crosswalk in the pair, there's this elderly lady walking against the green light too.  So, I stop for her too.  She must have seen me, heard me, just brake for the other jaywalker.

I was hit while in a crosswalk in Waikiki and I know from experience that after a few days after the adrenalin wears off it hurts everywhere.  I was in great shape and I recovered fast and within 1½ years I was back on the job swinging a hammer and climbing scaffolds not to mention grateful for how things were.  However, the collision fucks up your internal framework just like how a car's metal frame gets knocked out of whack in a collision.  It took me over 5 years to crouch normally.  Especially being a carpenter, that inability wasn't fun at work.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

What You Can Make out of an Empty Oil Barrel

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The first thing that strikes me about those spinning propellers generating electricity on a wind farm is that a rouge propeller blade might detach itself from its hub and fly off and possibly injure someone.  Then there is the ever present hazard to a pigeon flying into the props.  Then the pigeon flying behind that pigeon wants to participate in the rite of passage, too, and then it's 2 for the windmill and zip for the pigeons, and so on.  As you might have guessed, I had to chase some pigeons off my lanai just this morning.   

Anyways, there's also what's called a "vertical axis" wind generator which leaves a much more reassuring impression already in use worldwide (see photos).  These vertical axis wind generators have been ganged one atop the other and attached to the side of a tall building where there's a wind sheer in the alley.  They're also been placed on top of lamp posts and connected individually to feed the municipal electric power grid.  My take is to bolt on a mini wind generator onto the top of the roof of a battery powered car to charge up electric car's battery bank while you drive.

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Monday, May 19, 2008

Take Me to Your Leader

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75,000 people at an Obama rally in Oregon.  They ran out of mustard for the hot dogs and ketchup for the hamburgers.  The sheer size of the crowd only reaffirms the description that Obama is a political speaker, "by the likes that we haven't seen in years."  I'm sure you've watched television clips of presidential hopefuls delivering speeches.  "As president, I will...."   "As president, I would...."   So on, and so forth.  The content is basically generic.  They minus well be talking about holograms in context to reality.  However, Obama seems to have the ability to infuse that special something to his delivery.  He has arguably elevated the gift of gab to new heights, such that, Obama fed the masses who came to embrace his message in Oregon not with fish nay bread but instead with political lobster.

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Sunday, May 18, 2008

Sunday's Tale

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Trade Winds returned today, and whisked away the vog in the skies over fair Honolulu.  It wasn't as clear all day long as in the pic, but way way better.

Vog.  I believe that vog made it possible for Hawaii to be discovered.  And I don't mean by Capt. Cook.  See, well before TV commissioned the S.S. Minnow, you're gazing out at the horizon from a south pacific island and you notice that there's vog drifting in from somewhere.  It's not from Krakatoa because the eruptions from Java are usually big bangs and are followed with a tsunami that wipes flat your village.  As your village is still there, could the vog have originated from elsewhere?  And where there's an active eruption, there's also an island.  An island that no one has ever lived on or ever seen before.  All you have to do in order to find this new unspoiled land is to paddle in the direction from whence the vog came.  Thus, you petition the king of your village to provision a sailing expedition to that endeavor.  "Brilliant idea," he proclaims of your revolutionary idea, and throws a huge luau in your honor.  The very next day, the king decrees to the village that every single one of his political rivals are to disembark immediately on a voyage to your imaginary island.  The rest is history.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Friday's Fly ya ing

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I'll bet you a kilo of WMD and two Halliburton T-shirts that the Department of Homeland Security will outlaw this new way of flying within the US.  Seriously.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Don't You Just Want to do This too?

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zee plane....zee plane... (clocked at a blazing 185mph)

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Voggy Thursday

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A view of Diamond Head crater from base camp at Kapiolani Park as it appears through the veil of Pele (volcano godess).


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A mother ship with kids in tow.


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Surf wasn't that great on this side of the island.  The upside is that today's layer of vog does protect from sunburn while you're sitting on your surfboard waiting hours on end for that wave that never arrives.


Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Wednesday's Postcard

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Along the Ala Wai canal, it's voggy.  It's not the postcard scene that the Hawaii Visitor Bureau would want publicized, but with a state that sports an active volcano, today's weather is reality.  Yeah, voggy weather only happens when the wind blows from the direction of the volcano on the Big Island.  As always, our trade winds will return from hiatus and the trade winds will disperse the vog out to sea.  This is just another reason why we should vote Barack Obama into the office of the presidency.  A president-elect Obama will insure that Honolulu has no more voggy weather.  Hillary Clinton couldn't do that.



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M&M now offers team insignas on your personalized m&m's.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Tuesday's...."As I look back at the past 15 years, the experience almost feels like a dream."

Tues_5_08_aTonight's topic: Annika Sorenstram's retirement  However, a brief prologue is in order:  Ever watched an LPGA event on TV?  I have.  About twice a year, if I wasn't preoccupied.  Except for the Majors, the LPGA tour isn't carried live on network television, but instead on cable on the same level as their poker invitationals.  There's more weeks without a lady's tournament on the LPGA schedule than there are dimples on a golf ball.  To say the least, women's golf doesn't draw a huge TV following or attract an over abundance of tournament sponsors, and the LPGA doesn't seem to have the desire or wherewithal to improve things.  The tournament announcers are mediocre.  The LPGA's website is shitty. 

Anyways....if Annika Sorenstram not been hampered by a back injury in 2007, playing in only a few tournaments and winning none, she would have surely amassed more than her current 72 LPGA victories and be in contention to break the 88 total victories LPGA record within the foreseeable future.  Annika had 51 victories during the 2000-06 period alone.  The women's professional golf circuit doesn't have a senior's tour like their men's PGA counterpart, therefore, the ladies can even play well after they're worn out their g spots and any victory on an 18 hole course would count as a full fledged win.  Despite that, Annika Sorenstram has called it quits.  Apparently she has a life, and I don't mean blogging.  It's also a clear indication that she hasn't been on steroids or human growth hormones.  You can bet that every tournament that Annika plays in during the remainder of the year will be a sellout.

P.S., you'll wish you had this kind of comments if you ever retire, well, your blog.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Remember When Gas was $4 a Gallon?

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

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Tonight, I was stopped behind a pizza delivery car which had that sign they plop onto the top of the car's roof instead of surf racks, and from the back of vehicle I noticed that the driver had installed a color GPS screen onto his dashboard.  What with the escalating price of gasoline, I guess an investment into a GPS system could net a pizza delivery person a savings within a few weeks.  Perhaps, even sooner.  How do countries where gas sells for $7 a gallon at the pump afford to delivery pizzas?

Friday, May 9, 2008

A Friday Flower and Then Some

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Happy Aloha Friday if it is, a Happy Aloha Friday if it is still yet to be, because your Friday is a late bloomer.  I saw this hibiscus flower near the Waikiki zoo.  Before that I saw the Super Ferry passing off Waikiki on its second trip of the day to Maui.  I thought to myself, "Suppose I race the Super Ferry to the Diamond Head lookout with my motorbike?"  Don't get me wrong, I don't speed, but traffic was light, and I arrived at the lookout a full 2 seconds before the Super Ferry reached the finish line.

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

If You May Wednesday

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I just noticed that these kiteboarders were standing on something more akin to a snowboarder's board, instead of a larger surfboard.  I dunno which came first, kite-surfing or kite-boarding, in the evolution of the sport in context to less board length and the attendent convenience of lugging the whole kaboodle.  With windboards — a surfboard retrofitted with a sail — surfing superseded sailing, and its boards became more compact bow to stern for better agility on wave faces.

Largely because surf kites require little storage space, I was contemplating the prospects of getting into kiteboarding, then a mayday struck me, that it might not be as easy to navigate as it all appears to be.  Plus, to my dismay after seaching the web, I've found that the kite, itself, is quite expensive, probably because the kite and the parachute strings that attach to the kite are made of silk or out of some type of costly high tech material.  I suspect too that the kite must be sink proof in order to relift easily and quickly from an unscheduled landing.  So I really dunno.

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Tuesday's WYSIWYG

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I had my camera with me the entire day and here's....today's photo.   It's not often that you get to see cow horns bolted onto the hood of a car around Honolulu.  The caption below the horns reads, "wot chu looken at!"  I take it, done purely in jest.  Otherwise why drive around town with cow horns for a hood ornament on this side of the Rio Grande?  Btw, "why" is a question that can get you some insane answers if you're not extra cautious with it.

* What You See Is What You Get

Friday, May 2, 2008

Friday's Seen Mean Grilling Machine

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After stumbling upon this waffle maker on the Web,  I rushed out to purchase one.  Peered into the mailbox, but no stimulus check from Mr. Sun Cho Lee quite yet, temporarily putting the whim on hold. According to the website, the owner of the waffle maker decided to make french toast from some stale brioche instead of being wasteful.  Then had the grand notion to waffle-ize the french toast.  The finished product....a waffled french-toasted brioche caramelized to perfection.  Indeed, there are other possibilities.  For example, toss a manapua on the grill, batten down the hatch, and a few minutes later....a waffled manapua.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Hail to the Chief

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In the latest poll, Bush's disapproval rating dropped below Nixon's.  Mission not accomplished.   


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Nixon leaving the White House after resigning.  Mission Accomplished.

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A nice blustery day to windsurf.  Or fly a kite.

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*this post was yesterday's, but disappeared for some odd reason.  Here it is again.